Normal Movies For Normal People

The brutal warlord/scene-stealer from Hancock 1.

Image from Biography.com

A classic example of the winner being literally the most "normal" performance in a film. I mean, he doesn't even have one dance sequence!

Literally the most talked-about character from our Hellboy episode.

Totally worth those 5 hours in hair/makeup!

Andrew picked the grossest picture here. I also feel like Tim Burton reused this charred skeleton in another movie.

But where did he get this horse? Andrew thinks it's a police horse, but I think it's actually the embodiment of fear.

I think this guy began a precedent for giving the award to anonymous thugs.

Stay in frame long enough until every kid watching asks for a pizza.

I've seen this movie and talked about it for an hour and I still have zero idea why Louis Lombardi is a little foot man.

Seriously. Just give this guy a superhero movie already. Not a supporting role. Main character only.

Such an asshole that Superman flew across the country just to beat the shit out of him.

Once she drops the fake accent, I don't think we see this hat again. Coincidence?

The moral centre of the movie

https://youtu.be/nco7KvtnMgM?t=3m32s

Jeez that's disturbing. It's like Dot from Animaniacs turned into a human woman.

Look, if there's a weird horse in the movie, I'm going to vote for it.

He bookends the movie, guys.

Stealing this guy's nametag is the first of Spider-Man's many dick moves.

I think this was our longest Golden Pounce debate yet. I still want to give it to Craig Ferguson.

Just like The Wizard of Oz!

Michael Jai White hates clowns.

Dining at London's famous Winter Coat Cafe.

I mean, we weren't going to give it to Tommy. That guy has enough going for him already.

Behind your dead friends is the safest place to hide.

Jaguaro is the bad guy I guess. He's the Mr. Glass of Active Comics.

Andrew probably had to go frame-by-frame just to get this exact shot. This is what fuels me.

Man, look at how ambivalent she is in this picture.

X-Men: First Pouncer

A Screamer is someone who's a big fan of horror films. This is not to be confused with a Wailer, who is really good at shouting.

That's not even his real bord.

The NMNP rule is that if there's an animal on fire at any point in the movie, they win the Golden Pounce.

Somebody call for a web-slinger?

We could recognize that vacant stare anywhere

Oh man, apparently Parker Posey is in Josey and the Pussycats as well. Will she three-peat???

Surely in a world with perfect robots, he could have chosen a better hairpiece.

The first international Jumper in our show. Wait, I guess not. Shit.

He's a Master Roshi, but not the Master Roshi

Believe it or not, he actually has a lovely singing voice.

The film's most convincing actor. 

At least these robots have a purpose. 

OOOOH WEEE. I'm a big boy. 

To be fair the kangaroos only show up 70 minutes into the movie.

It's clearly alive, because it makes an elephant noise. 

It's a shock that his scene isn't in slow motion.

Gives a more engaged performance than Chevy Chase. 

Hey, he earned it. 

This same X symbol makes a cameo in Logan.

…. It’s funny because Jeff Bridges doesn’t look like a blond lady… and yeah, still not funny

Still a big boy. 

The best entertainment on that boat

Has more backstory than most of the Suicide Squad members.

Just a troubled teen trying to express himself.

Superman seems to have a problem picking fights with rural America.

Wadatah!

Because the more we learn about Dredd’s past, the more interesting he becomes.

It looks way better in blurry darkness

Double trouble

A movie so boring we forgot about the Golden Pounce

No bargaining with this guy. 

Way better than that Gamma Ray Poodle

Coherent and fun, just like the movie. 

He’d never win the surfing contest.

No explanation necessary

Don't worry. It's okay

The difference is purely cosmetic

That cat sure can steer

Loves the honey

Just looking for a good time at the border

He does not take requests

He's in on it

It's on fire... digitally?

Lost to Love Interest Island

Capable of storing way more than 300 songs

You can never be too sure

It's a bit of a peeper

I'm sorry girl

We forgot to nominate one in our rush to be done with this movie

Not to be confused with Man Bat

The one Jordan is thinking of

The $s are silent

She can make the most tenuous connections of them all

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!

Serving refreshing, ice-cold justice

A classic character design from 1994

The extra mobility really frees them up to get your car

I knew Batman was in this!

He somehow grows up to be even less interesting

You'd be just as excited to see a star high-school quarterback/cow thief...

Easily the best effect from the 1982 version of iMovie

The cleanest stray cat we have ever seen

The first casualty of street magic is your mind...

Nothing is cooler than kidnapping