Thor: The Dark World (2013)

We register at Marvel Cinematic University while being inundated by technical problems. SORRY.

The Dark Knight (2008)

This movie's so good, we feel almost stupid talking about it on our show. The Force proves to not be strong with Andrew.

Sin City (2005)

Jordan offends the Midwest.

Kick-Ass (2010)

A Nic Cage film that's substantially less weird than 95% of the rest of the movies we've watched.

X-Men: First Class (2011)

Our discussion accidentally turns into foot fetish audio. Andrew shows off his deep baritone.

The Amazing Spider-man (2012)

We field an unwieldy amount of questions about a movie that was created by lawyers/robots.

Blade II (2002)

We discuss what is far-and-away the best Wesley Snipes vampire movie. Andrew and Alex are forced into a deadly naming game

300: Rise of an Empire (2014)

We kill time talking about the history of the show because this is some kinda bad video game movie. Jordan debuts a new game, while an NMNP hero lives again.

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)

We talk about what is possibly the best Batman movie? The Norm-o-Tron resumes its reign of terror.

Blade Trinity (2004)

Jordan and Alex are momentarily confused into thinking this movie isn't so bad, but Andrew sets everybody straight. The Norm-o-Tron ends its reign of terror.

The Losers (2010)

Andrew runs down Season 2 of the cable series The Losers. We check in with superhero movie fans Chad and Justin.

Wanted (2008)

Jordan loses faith in humanity, movies, and comics simultaneously. Guest appearance by Jehoshaphat Rodriguez.

Superman II (1980)

The guys give up their powers, only to immediately gain them back. One person sweeps the IMDb game. The other...not so much.

The Spirit (2008)

Alex and Jordan conspire to make Andrew think he's gone crazy. Meanwhile, the crew takes a Christmas vacation.

Chronicle (2012)

That Michael B. Jordan is a dreamboat. Way better than the Jordan on this show.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

We all grow a little closer as we come to terms with our latent claustrophobia.

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

How many kids have heard of Jackson Pollock? Also, Andrew reveals his embarrassing lack of wrestling expertise.

Batman Begins (2005)

Jordan whines about the Caped Crusader's moral code, while Alex wonders why our hero doesn't spend all of his time researching like in Batman Returns.

Batman Returns (1992)

We talk about Tim Burton's political thriller The Manchurian Penguin and how there's very little Batman in this movie. Also, a real discussion about the evolution of superhero films.

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

We analyze Mystique's transition from dispensable goon to moral center of the universe. Andrew builds a robot that can select comic book movies, and Jordan confuses Age of Ultron with Age of Apocalypse.